E3 • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

E1 • Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

20m • 2008

Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

E2 • Pie Hole, Herb

Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Meanwhile, Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.

21m • 2008

Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Meanwhile, Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.

E3 • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Alan, Jake and Charlie all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook and Jake experiments with beer.

20m • 2008

Alan, Jake and Charlie all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook and Jake experiments with beer.

E4 • The Flavin' And The Mavin'

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

20m • 2008

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

E5 • A Jock Strap In Hell

Upon discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after their fling, Charlie tries to help her turn her life around.

20m • 2008

Upon discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after their fling, Charlie tries to help her turn her life around.

E6 • It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.

20m • 2008

When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.

E7 • Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.

21m • 2008

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.

E8 • Pinocchio's Mouth

A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake.

21m • 2008

A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake.

E9 • The Mooch At The Boo

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life.

20m • 2008

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life.

E10 • He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.

20m • 2008

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.

E11 • The Devil's Lube

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit.

21m • 2008

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit.

E12 • Thank God For Scoliosis

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

20m • 2008

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

E13 • I Think You Offended Don

Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

21m • 2008

Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

E14 • David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie

When the birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.

21m • 2008

When the birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.

E15 • I'd Like To Start With The Cat

Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman.

21m • 2008

Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman.

E16 • She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

20m • 2008

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

E17 • The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.

19m • 2008

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.

E18 • My Son's Enormous Head

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her whilst also yearning to run away from the situation.

21m • 2008

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her whilst also yearning to run away from the situation.

E19 • The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.

20m • 2008

Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.

E20 • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

21m • 2008

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

E21 • Above Exalted Cyclops

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends, Rose.

21m • 2008

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends, Rose.

E22 • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

20m • 2008

Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

E23 • Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Meanwhile, Alan takes up ventriloquy.

20m • 2008

Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Meanwhile, Alan takes up ventriloquy.

E24 • Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan tries to write a screenplay and the guys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.

21m • 2008

Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Alan tries to write a screenplay and the guys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.