E5 • Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

E1 • A Decent Proposal

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported.

21m • 2008

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported.

E2 • How I Hate Your Mother

Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

20m • 2008

Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

E3 • White Like Me

After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

19m • 2008

After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

E4 • Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

21m • 2008

Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

E5 • Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

20m • 2008

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

E6 • Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time.

20m • 2008

Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time.

E7 • So You Think You Can Date

Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick, on a dinner date.

20m • 2008

Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick, on a dinner date.

E8 • Self-Esteem Tempura

Christine and Richard argue over whether to allow Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his surprisingly wonderful performance in a school play.

20m • 2008

Christine and Richard argue over whether to allow Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his surprisingly wonderful performance in a school play.

E9 • Rage Against the Christine

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

21m • 2008

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

E10 • Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

Christine dreads going home to see her mother at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

21m • 2008

Christine dreads going home to see her mother at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

E11 • Unidentified Funk

Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

21m • 2008

Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

E12 • Happy Endings

When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

21m • 2008

When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

E13 • Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

21m • 2008

Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

E14 • What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

21m • 2008

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

E15 • Reckless Abandonment

Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out.

19m • 2008

Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out.

E16 • Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

20m • 2008

Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

E17 • Too Close for Christine

Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie, at Ritchie's school.

21m • 2008

Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie, at Ritchie's school.

E18 • A Change of Heart/Pants

Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings.

20m • 2008

Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings.

E19 • Hair

Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

21m • 2008

Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

E20 • He Ain't Heavy

Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight.

20m • 2008

Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight.

E21 • The Old Maid of Honor

To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd are in love.

21m • 2008

To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd are in love.

E22 • Love: A Cautionary Tale

Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.

21m • 2008

Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.