E11 • Last Chance To See Those Tattoos

E1 • Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

20m • 2004

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

E2 • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

21m • 2004

Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

E3 • A Bag Full Of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

19m • 2004

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

E4 • Go Get Mommy's Bra

Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets the car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

21m • 2004

Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets the car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

E5 • Bad News From The Clinic?

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

20m • 2004

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

E6 • The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

21m • 2004

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

E7 • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

20m • 2004

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

E8 • Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfils every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it.

21m • 2004

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfils every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it.

E9 • Yes, Mosignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa, and finds out that she broke up with her husband. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child.

21m • 2004

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa, and finds out that she broke up with her husband. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child.

E10 • The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Alan finds out more about Rose, including how smart she is, when he spends more time with her.

20m • 2004

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Alan finds out more about Rose, including how smart she is, when he spends more time with her.

E11 • Last Chance To See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up along the way.

21m • 2004

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up along the way.

E12 • A Lungful Of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

21m • 2004

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

E13 • Get Off My Hair

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and so asks Charlie to find him a date.

20m • 2004

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and so asks Charlie to find him a date.

E14 • Those Big Pink Things With Coconut

The brothers throw their mother out after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. To get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking and try to call her bluff.

21m • 2004

The brothers throw their mother out after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. To get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking and try to call her bluff.

E15 • Smell The Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

20m • 2004

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

E16 • Can You Eat Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

20m • 2004

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

E17 • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital. Whilst there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

20m • 2004

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital. Whilst there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

E18 • It Was Mame, Mom!

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

21m • 2004

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

E19 • A Low, Gluttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan shows an interest in Sherri and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

21m • 2004

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan shows an interest in Sherri and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

E20 • I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

21m • 2004

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

E21 • A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On

Evelyn learns that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects.

20m • 2004

Evelyn learns that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects.

E22 • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.

20m • 2004

Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.

E23 • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

20m • 2004

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

E24 • Does This Smell Funny To You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

20m • 2004

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.