E8 • Something My Gynecologist Said

E1 • I Changed My Mind About The Milk

Walden's proposal on Zoey's birthday does not go as planned. Jake adjusts to life in the military and Alan is on edge because any permanent relationship between Walden and Zoey will lead to his eviction from the house.

20m • 2012

Walden's proposal on Zoey's birthday does not go as planned. Jake adjusts to life in the military and Alan is on edge because any permanent relationship between Walden and Zoey will lead to his eviction from the house.

E2 • A Big Bag Of Dog

Shortly after his break up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown & becomes irritable. After a slight intervention, Walden gets over it & gets even with Zoey by getting her daughter a large slobbering dog for her birthday.

19m • 2012

Shortly after his break up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown & becomes irritable. After a slight intervention, Walden gets over it & gets even with Zoey by getting her daughter a large slobbering dog for her birthday.

E3 • Four Balls, Two Bats And One Mitt

Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further by having a pair of threesomes. The first one will involve Walden, the second one a woman of Alan's choice.

20m • 2012

Alan and Lyndsey decide to progress their relationship further by having a pair of threesomes. The first one will involve Walden, the second one a woman of Alan's choice.

E4 • You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For

Missi, an old family friend comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake who is home on leave from the Army. When Jake comes to return to base though, Missi reveals she already has a boyfriend.

20m • 2012

Missi, an old family friend comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake who is home on leave from the Army. When Jake comes to return to base though, Missi reveals she already has a boyfriend.

E5 • That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

Walden starts dating Rose. This news shocks Alan and he tries to warn Walden about Rose, describing her tactics and history with Charlie, but Walden disregards them as Rose explained everything to him.

19m • 2012

Walden starts dating Rose. This news shocks Alan and he tries to warn Walden about Rose, describing her tactics and history with Charlie, but Walden disregards them as Rose explained everything to him.

E6 • Ferrets, Attack!

Walden asks Rose to move in so they can spend more time together. The next day, however, Walden gets a call from Zoey. They meet and Zoey confesses she still loves him, which forces Walden into making a decision.

19m • 2012

Walden asks Rose to move in so they can spend more time together. The next day, however, Walden gets a call from Zoey. They meet and Zoey confesses she still loves him, which forces Walden into making a decision.

E7 • Avoid The Chinese Mustard

Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend and ends up falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous which doesn't go well when Alan is informed that Jake went AWOL from the Army.

21m • 2012

Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend and ends up falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous which doesn't go well when Alan is informed that Jake went AWOL from the Army.

E8 • Something My Gynecologist Said

Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment, which he doesn't take lightly. Walden is picked up by a rich older woman, who sees him as a poverty-stricken love toy, and she takes him back to her place and seduces him.

21m • 2012

Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment, which he doesn't take lightly. Walden is picked up by a rich older woman, who sees him as a poverty-stricken love toy, and she takes him back to her place and seduces him.

E9 • I Scream When I Pee

Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife makes a pass at him. However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden helps Berta celebrate her birthday.

20m • 2012

Alan finds himself in a bind when his beautiful ex-wife makes a pass at him. However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden helps Berta celebrate her birthday.

E10 • One Nut Johnson

Tired of dating or even meeting women who are only interested in his fortune, Walden decides to create an online persona as a poor schlub named Sam Wilson who is very much like Alan Harper (no job, no prospects, no charm). Then he meets Kate, a wannabe fashion designer.

21m • 2012

Tired of dating or even meeting women who are only interested in his fortune, Walden decides to create an online persona as a poor schlub named Sam Wilson who is very much like Alan Harper (no job, no prospects, no charm). Then he meets Kate, a wannabe fashion designer.

E11 • Give Santa A Tail-Hole

Still pretending to be the poverty-stricken "Sam Wilson", Walden spends Christmas with Kate. Meanwhile, Walden & Billy close a deal to sell their electronic suitcase for $1.2 billion. Elsewhere, Alan's Christmas goes south when all his loved ones have other commitments.

21m • 2012

Still pretending to be the poverty-stricken "Sam Wilson", Walden spends Christmas with Kate. Meanwhile, Walden & Billy close a deal to sell their electronic suitcase for $1.2 billion. Elsewhere, Alan's Christmas goes south when all his loved ones have other commitments.

E12 • Welcome To Alancrest

Walden wants to invest in his girlfriend Kate's fashion career, without her discovering that he is billionaire Walden Schmidt rather than broke "Sam Wilson", as he's led her to believe. What is more, the stress of the deception is beginning to affect Walden's health.

21m • 2012

Walden wants to invest in his girlfriend Kate's fashion career, without her discovering that he is billionaire Walden Schmidt rather than broke "Sam Wilson", as he's led her to believe. What is more, the stress of the deception is beginning to affect Walden's health.

E13 • Grab A Feather And Get In Line

Fed up with his double-life and feeling that Kate might be the one, Walden decides he should throw away his "Sam Wilson" alias and confess to who he really is. Kate's in New York at a fashion show, so Walden, accompanied by Alan, set off to tell her the truth in person.

20m • 2012

Fed up with his double-life and feeling that Kate might be the one, Walden decides he should throw away his "Sam Wilson" alias and confess to who he really is. Kate's in New York at a fashion show, so Walden, accompanied by Alan, set off to tell her the truth in person.

E14 • Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Lyndsey's miffed that she doesn't have a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb share stories about women.

20m • 2012

Lyndsey's miffed that she doesn't have a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb share stories about women.

E15 • Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It

Jake brings home his 36-year-old girlfriend Tammy but Alan becomes concerned about her and Jake due to her job as a tattoo artist, her kids and time spent in prison.

20m • 2012

Jake brings home his 36-year-old girlfriend Tammy but Alan becomes concerned about her and Jake due to her job as a tattoo artist, her kids and time spent in prison.

E16 • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Valentine's day is approaching and Alan wants to make it special for Lyndsey. Unfortunately, his plans go awry at the last minute. Kate is back in town and wants to meet up with Walden but can he convince her to take him back?

20m • 2012

Valentine's day is approaching and Alan wants to make it special for Lyndsey. Unfortunately, his plans go awry at the last minute. Kate is back in town and wants to meet up with Walden but can he convince her to take him back?

E17 • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school and runs into Bridget. Alan gets worried when they begin talking about getting back together.

21m • 2012

Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school and runs into Bridget. Alan gets worried when they begin talking about getting back together.

E18 • The 9:04 Pemberton

Alan accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen while making toast, resulting in a power outage and embarrassing Walden in front of his date. Alan tries to make it up to Walden but ends up moving out and moving in with a lonely Herb.

20m • 2012

Alan accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen while making toast, resulting in a power outage and embarrassing Walden in front of his date. Alan tries to make it up to Walden but ends up moving out and moving in with a lonely Herb.

E19 • Big Episode: Someone Stole A Spoon

Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.

21m • 2012

Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.

E20 • Bazinga! That's From A TV Show

When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.

20m • 2012

When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.

E21 • Another Night WIth Neil Diamond

Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Meanwhile, Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.

20m • 2012

Alan's world spirals downward when Lyndsey decides their relationship is over. Meanwhile, Walden looks for a solution to free himself from being the sole person in Alan's life.

E22 • My Bodacious Vidalia

With Alan still depressed over his breakup with Lindsey, Walden sends him off to get a complete makeover. Even with his new weird look, Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde. She takes him home, where Alan discovers she has a 92-year old comatose husband.

20m • 2012

With Alan still depressed over his breakup with Lindsey, Walden sends him off to get a complete makeover. Even with his new weird look, Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde. She takes him home, where Alan discovers she has a 92-year old comatose husband.

E23 • Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

Walden has a dilemma when he finds he's more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. Also, Jake reveals he is being transferred to Japan so Alan decides a road trip is on order.

21m • 2012

Walden has a dilemma when he finds he's more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. Also, Jake reveals he is being transferred to Japan so Alan decides a road trip is on order.