Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.
One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.
Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.