E14 • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

E1 • Bangkok Weekend With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.

21m • 2005

After falling off the roof whilst fixing Charlie's TV and badly injuring himself, Alan needs someone to look after Jake. Charlie offers but is pushed to his limits by Jake's rudeness and persuading behaviour.

E2 • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

21m • 2005

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

E3 • Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

21m • 2005

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

E4 • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.

21m • 2005

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.

E5 • We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

21m • 2005

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

E6 • Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

21m • 2005

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

E7 • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

21m • 2005

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

E8 • That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.

21m • 2005

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.

E9 • Madame And Her Special Friend

One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

21m • 2005

One of Charlie's elderly neighbours tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

E10 • Something Salted And Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

21m • 2005

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

E11 • Santa's Village Of The Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

21m • 2005

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

E12 • That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

21m • 2005

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

E13 • Humiliation Is A Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

21m • 2005

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

E14 • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

21m • 2005

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship whilst Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

E15 • My Tongue Is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

21m • 2005

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

E16 • Ergo, The Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

21m • 2005

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mum and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

E17 • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

21m • 2005

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

E18 • The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.

21m • 2005

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he's late in paying his alimony check.

E19 • Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.

21m • 2005

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.

E20 • Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

21m • 2005

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mum, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

E21 • And The Plot Moistens

Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

21m • 2005

Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine's intellect whilst Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

E22 • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.

21m • 2005

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving advice which leads to them getting nostalgic remembering their first boy-girl party.

E23 • Arguments For The Quickie

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.

21m • 2005

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. When they meet, Mia explains she wants some of Charlie's sperm to which Charlie responds by asking Mia for something in return.

E24 • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

21m • 2005

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements, however, things begin to fall apart when their two families meet. Eventually they decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.